The Shirtless Route to Stardom

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Some time ago, Sony TV's game show Dus Ka Dum, hosted by the incorrigible Salman Khan, had Ranbir Kapoor accompanied by his girlfriend, Deepika Padukone, as guest. If I remember right, he goofed up big time. He had crossed the 10 lakh milestone and then took a chance on the 1 crore question. He guessestimated the % range wrong and promptly lost all his earnings, save one lakh. Salman Khan laughed hard (for some inexplicable reason he mentioned in a following episode). Anyway, that’s beside the point. What I noticed was the way chocolate-boy Kapoor conducted himself on the show. The guy was the epitome of sharaafat. He dared not raise his voice, wouldn’t even laugh out loud and almost bent over backwards addressing Salman Khan as Sir. I am not sure if that’s his real act, but it was like watching an obedient school prefect in the headmaster's office.

Well, Ranbir Kapoor sure seems to be taking lessons from Salman Khan, at least in one department - dropping his shirt. In Bachnaa Ae Haseenon, he doesn't quite top his towel-dropping act from Sawaariya (there really isnt much to drop after the towel, is there?!) but he loses his shirt with the frequency of high tide at Juhu beach – without hesitation and without fail.I don’t mind his proclivity to go bare-chested (he’s in pretty good shape but I can’t help thinking this is the Salman Khan route to stardom. Or is it that he's not alone; most of the present lot of saccharine romcom heroes don’t believe in shirts?

Comments

Anonymous said…
If you've got it, flaunt it!
September 5, 2008 at 4:04 AM
Mumukshu said…
Niks, I am not complaining. :))
September 5, 2008 at 7:08 AM
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